I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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