I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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