Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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