Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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