so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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