The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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