Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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