is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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