i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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