That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm at about main and main street
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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