Fine. I'll sleep in my office
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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