i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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