so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
false alarm. still invincible.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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