i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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