singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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