Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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