I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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