I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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