Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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