Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
