sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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