i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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