Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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