I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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