i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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