I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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