idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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