Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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