Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't think brook has ever known best
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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