Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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