I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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