I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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