so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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