Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize
