You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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