Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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