so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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