i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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