with your own penis?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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