im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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