Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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