Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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