You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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