Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Randomize
