Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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