I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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