Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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