I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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