i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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