We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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