wrigley field is MILF paradise
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i came on her dog
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
