they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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