So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
BRING THE BAGELS
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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