I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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