Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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