i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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