You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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